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Faith or Science jokes

First Joke:

With all of the scientific and technilogical advances we have made, the scientific community decided that they no longer needed God. They could clone people now so God was obsolete. So they got together and elected an ambassador to go tell God to take a hike cause they didn't need Him anymore.

He with fear and trembling performed his duty well, and God patiently listened to him. After he was done, God told him, "that's interesting. Why don't we have a competition to prove whether or not you truly don't need me. We will have a man making competition, and we will do it like I did in the garden."

"no problem" said the scientist as he bent over to pick up a handful of dirt. "No no," said God, "Get your own dirt."

Second joke:

An athiest and a pastor were engaged in a hot debate about whether God truly existed.

The athiest said, "God doesn't exist. It's obvious, you can't see Him, hear Him, touch Him, or measure Him with a yard stick. Therefore He doesn't exist."

To which the pastor replied, "Ok, then I don't believe in gravity. Gravity doesn't exist."

"What do you mean gravity doesn't exist!" exclaimed the exasperated athiest, "Gravity is a proven fact."

"Well, by your standard, you can't see it, hear it, touch it or measure it with a yard stick, therefore gravity doesn't exist." Well, this continued on for quite a while, the athiest getting more and more agitated as they went along. Finally the athiest stormed out refusing to continue. He was driving home and had a car accident and died, and he found himself standing in heaven before God. "No!" he exclaimed to God, "this isn't right, You don't exist!"

God looked him in the eye and said, "Uhmm, I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."


*propiatory note, although the first one is not mine, I heard it from someone, the second was written by me.


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